Solution

C: My back has been hurting lately sitting a lot

Me: I'm gonna get a stability ball to sit on

C: I'm going to get a million dollars to sit on

and blow this popsicle stand all together!

Conversations

Gchat, 3:28 PM

JG: something keeps biting meeee

i chased a bug around my office with my venus flytrap

i bet it was him.