This blog post from Alpha Mom, written by the author of Breed Em and Weep just cracked me up. The premise? A playdate between Johnny and Barack. It is definitely worth reading the whole thing, but here's a little snippet just to whet your whistle...
Me: John, stop making smarmy monkey faces at Barack.
McCain: I was not!
Obama: He was too!
Me: Barack, you haven’t answered my question. Who’s going to bail me out if a tree falls on my head?
Obama: First, we need to make sure this rescue package works properly. We need to crack down on CEOs and make sure they are not getting golden parachutes.
McCain: MY FRIEND, THAT ONE THERE HAS NEVER TOUCHED A PARACHUTE. I CRASHED NUMEROUS PLANES. I KNOW REAL PARACHUTES. AND I KNOW HOW TO GET THIS COUNTRY WORKING AGAIN. BECAUSE I AM A MAVERICK.
Obama: You voted 45 times against the super green plan! And the purple zippy pow plan!
McCain: Well, YOU voted 28 times against the sparkleberry zap plan! And you voted 96 times for AN OVERHEAD PROJECTOR! I’m not afraid to take on my party.
Obama: [smiles] I had a birthday party. I had cupcakes. And you didn’t. Ha ha. And it was NOT an overhead projector. That’s, like, totally from the Dark Ages.
Me: Obama, don’t you DARE stick your tongue out like that. If you have something to say, say it without the faces.
Obama: Ma’am, Senator McCain is a poopyhead.
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