February 16, 2009

Story of My Life


In the locker room at the gym:

Random middle-aged woman:  I saw you stretching before.  You're in such great shape! 
Me:  [Smile Smile Smile]
Random middle-aged woman:  Ah, but you're young!  How old are you?
Me:  Twenty three.
Random middle-aged woman:  Twenty three!  Ha!  I thought you were like... fifteen!
Me:  Ha. Ha.
Random middle-aged woman:  Oh, well just hope it stays that way. [Chuckle Chuckle Chuckle]
Me:  [Snarl Snarl Snarl]

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