June 16, 2009

Oh Housewives of New Jersey...

... you are the best source of entertainment a girl could ask for on a suburban Jersey night.

Teresa - I love your new bubbies.  And the fact that you had complete and utter profanity-riddled breakdown.  And then kissed your husband and said "I love you" and flounced back to your seat like it was nothing.

Caroline - I bow to thee, o' matriarch.  You (and your new killer shepherd) could take on the world.

Dina - Did you get your hair did?  I'm liking the bangs.

Danielle - Seriously?  I have nothing more to say to you.

Jacqueline - You need to stop being so friendly.  But your husband is a real nice guy.

See?  Now why do people talk such smack about Jersey Girls?

{Photo via newsday.com}


Stacey Snacks said...

This show is the BEST on television.
It's like watching a train wreck.

and by the way, they are BOOBIES, not bubbies! They are not Jewish grandmothers! even the newspapers said that Theresa got 2 Jewish grandmothers on her chest!
I love to hate them all!
"My Joey is very Juicy!".

DivaSpeak said...

Words cannot describe how much I love this show. I am counting down to the reunion next week and rewatching the Teresa flip-out scene over and over in the meantime. It brings me joy to live in the same state.

Anonymous said...

her name is dina not gina