P.S.

Mr. BCBG,

I will gladly be your official spokesperson at any point in time. All you have to do is ask. I already promote your clothing a whole lot. I write about you and your beautifully-sewn spawn quite frequently. My closet is bulging with your offspring. Perhaps you'd like to send me some additional garments and I will wear your creations every day. And take photos of them. And post them on my blog! I will be your walking talking advertising campaign. I would not be ashamed. I would not consider myself a sell-out. I would consider myself well-dressed.

Sincerely,
Kathryn