June 3, 2009

Why Hello

I am a bad blogger.

I am feeling uninspired.

I'm also a fan of instant gratification, and simply do not understand why I am not yet a bloggilionaire. Or a Zumbillionaire. Or any other kind of "-illionaire."

Perhaps you might say I am invested in highly unrealistic expectations.

I am also a cranky pants.

I will choose to blame my lady hormones, which at this moment are rubbing their hands together maniacally, developing all kinds of cruel and unusual ways to stir my sanity in a frothing swirl of Crazy.

I have yet to find a job that doesn't drive me to tears, boredom and unfulfillment.

I have still not succeeded in drugging Jared and forcing him to wed me immediately, at which point he will be legally obligated to move into a glorious Hoboken apartment with me.

This is not where I thought I would be.

(I know. I know. "Life is what happens while you're making other plans" and all that. But still. I'm waiting for MORE.)

4 comments:

angeltreats said...

You know what, I could have written this entire blog post myself. Apart from the forcing the other half to get married immediately bit - I did manage to do that. But the rest of it is all completely me. It makes me feel slightly better to know that I'm not the only one :)

Alexandra said...

Aw i hear ya girl (although I admit I have no clue what the hell zumba is, much less a Zumbillionaire). On a positive note.....you watching So You Think You Can Dance?? I lerrrrrve that show.

Kathryn said...

um, of COURSE i'm watching SYTYCD. i am more than a wee bit obsessed with that show. (though by mid-season i will be crying about how i want to go to dance class EVERY SINGLE DAY ALL DAY).

and zumba is a dance fitness class that uses international rhythms/music... aka super fun and awesome music and a great workout!

Alexandra said...

Ooh top 20 is announced! I had taped it and finally saw it all last night. What was with Mia being so extra harsh to that one sporty, buff dancer guy? I also thought they were extra harsh to the blonde who was (i think?) Katee's roomie. I know she was off, but there were other's who were off too and they got a chance to dance fer their lives.
I'm excited though. There are so many in the Top 20 that we didn't get to know during the auditions, so i'm psyyyyyched!

LOVE THIS SHOW.