Who puts this much effort into their lunch....

....AT WORK.

1. Microwave leftover stromboli

2. Toast leftover stromboli (however, you forgot foil, and don't want to create a toaster-cheese meltdown like SOME people in the communal kitchen, so put entire ceramic bowl in toaster, necessitating the finding of an oven mitt for scorching hot bowl)

3.  Heat sauce

4. Eat