November 3, 2011

Daily Commute

Dear Route 1,

You are the worst.
Literally nothing is worse than you.
You are number one in the realm of awful.
I want to stab you in asphalty heart until you are wiped from the face of the garden state.
I would also kill off your evil minx of a cousin, Route 27, who absorbs your sloppy seconds and becomes awful by default.

Black Sentra occupied by two Indian fellows - you are also the worst.
When I finally happened upon a brief strip of traffic-free roadway you proceeded to drive so. slowly. in. front. of. me. that I wanted to inflict damage upon your vehicle.

It took me 1 hour and 45 minutes to get to work (a distance of merely 19 miles).
Beware coworkers.
I am on the brink.

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