October 1, 2008

The Project Runway Demon

aka - Kenley.

It's really a shame that Kenley is an evil WENCH because she's a very cute girl.  She has a good sense of style.  I like her bangs.  And her many headbands.  

Unfortunately, she is probably the most obnoxious contestant that has ever graced the workroom of Parsons.  And there have been a LOT of obnoxious designers.  (Santino anyone?)

She constantly whines and whines and whines.  The natural tone of her voice at any given moment is WHINE.  She is the most defensive person on the planet (somehow I don't see how that's going to work out for you in the fashion world, honey).  She is the cockiest son of a gun ever (again, worse than Santino, which is saying a lot).  And even worse, her cockiness is completely UNDESERVED.  

And worst of all.  The very worst of all.  Kenley is flat out nasty to Tim Gunn.  How can you be nasty to TIM.  TIM!?  

In all honesty she's nasty to everyone - poor Heidi, Nina and Michael have to take her sass on the runway week after week after week.

But how can you be nasty to TIM.  He is the sweetest fashion guru ever, and only wants the best for you Kenley.  So shut your trap and take it like a man.

(Note:  I have considered the viable possibility that this is a major act for the camera, as the most outrageous personalities always get the most air time.  But I'm sorry, if you can even PRETEND to be this annoying, it means that you are, by nature, that annoying.)


bridget said...

not to mention the fact that her dress this week was HEINOUS.

zaida said...

Well said Sassy.