A (one-sided) Gchat Conversation with Jared

As usual, revolving around the demonic actions of the kittens.

Jared:  i pulled the string out of that notre dame hoody

and now the kittens are playing a game with it
i think it is called Kill the Cat with the String
one of them picks it up in their mouth and tries to run off with it
and the other stomps on the end of it
and then the one with the string falls over and fumbles the string
 
Jared:  OH NO
THEY'RE ATTACKING
THEY HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE MY SLIPPER
RIGHT OFF MY FOOT
HELP MEEEE

Jared:  now boo has decided to single handedly destroy the beer glass box
pippi would have none of that
so now they're beating the s*** out of each other
KICK TO THE SNOUT
2 POINT TAKEDOWN BY PIPPI

Jared:  that son of a b****!
he was using the hoody string as a cover to eat my sneaker