Places I would like to live

Oh. Hello there. Welcome to my new home.

Are you jealous of the exposed brick? And the fireplace?

Perhaps you just drooled a little bit on your keyboard because there are built-ins ON the exposed brick.

Don't you fret. We'll be painting that nasty-ass lavendar wall lickety split.

This is my semi-normal-person kitchen. An impressive treat in NYC, isn't it? Look. More exposed brick. I'll be rubbing my smiling face all over that brick while attempting to cook a meal with ingredients purchased from a NYC establishment for less than 1 zillion dollars. 

This is my expansive bedroom. That's right. There are two windows. No biggie.

And this? Oh, just a wee little courtyard in the back of the building, where I spend my afternoons reading and counting my money.

Colonial Mews

323 East 21st Street, Unit 4M

Gramercy, NYC

$2,600/month

{Photos and listing via Prudential Elliman}

Right, I don't actually live there.

YET.

Don't think I won't do baaaaad bad things to get myself there though. Don't even think it for a minute.