Cubicle Syndrome

Cubicle syndrome:

a common but highly dangerous disease currently affecting millions of Americans.

This soul-zapping virus can result in any or all of the following symptoms:

sensation or desire to crawl out of one's skin;

feelings of annoyance toward all other objects (both animate and inanimate);

inability to sit still;

continual pen clicking, foot tapping, or chair rocking;

uncontrollable Internet browsing, email-checking, gchatting, tweeting, and blog stalking;

a numb rump.

If you begin to experience any or all of these symptoms, please see a general practicioner or specialist immediately.

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